‘Feels Good’: Man Allegedly Dipped His Nuts in Restaurant Customer’s Salsa Order (VIDEO)

[WARNING: Apparent nut-on-salsa contact.]

Isn’t salsa great? There’s something magical about the assortment of chopped tomatoes, salt, and pepper. Maybe buff it with all-stars like garlic and onions. Spicy peppers are a nigh-requirement. There are countless recipes to try. Match the final product with some good tortilla chips, and you’ve got a party. So good!

In other news, a man in Maryville, Tennessee allegedly dipped his nuts into a customer’s restaurant order of salsa. Howard Matthew Webb was the passenger in the vehicle, police said in The Daily Times report. The delivery driver implicated in this is out of a job.

Video uploaded to social media seems to show a male passenger in a vehicle putting a white cup to his groin under his pants.

“This is what you get when you give an 89-cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive,” says a woman from off-screen.

“Oh! It feels good on my balls,” says the man. You can see the footage above.

Police said that guy is Webb. The investigation is ongoing.

The defendant’s attorney of record did not immediately respond to a Law&Crime request for comment. He faces a count of adulteration of food, liquids, or pharmaceuticals. A preliminary hearing on Tuesday was rescheduled for March 12. No charges were announced against the driver.

Local woman April M. Pennington told the Times that she saw the footage through a Facebook group chat, reported it to the driver’s employer Dinner Delivered, and that she posted it last Thursday because the company didn’t seem to be doing anything about it.

Dinner Delivered general manager Aliyah Wilson said the driver will no longer work for them. She also said Webb was not connected to the company. Wilson said the company was able to track down the video due to the 89-cent tip remark.

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